I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
wow bdsm is so cute
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