I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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