please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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