your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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