Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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