youre lurking in front of me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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