It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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