She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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