Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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