i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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