I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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