I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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