normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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