I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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