Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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