So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
