Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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