if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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