Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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