College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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