I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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