420 ftw
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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