office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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