it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Shame is for Republicans.
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