You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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