so that wasnt chicken after all
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.