Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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