sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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