i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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