Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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