somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
either way he was missing a nipple.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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