let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
