just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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