How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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