Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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