IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Randomize
