The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
