so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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