i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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