I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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