dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Floor bacon is actually really good
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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