Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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