weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
