"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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