I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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