Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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