Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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