I'm passing your future prison.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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