SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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