No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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