I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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