Im at strip club and am horny
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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