Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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