3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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